Normal guys vs. John Mayer:

Normal Guys:

I love you, I don't how to explain how much.

John Mayer:

I love you more than songs can say.

Normal Guys:

Wow, you're so hot.

John Mayer:

Your body is a wonderland.

Normal Guys:

I need you to still breathing,

John Mayer:

I survive on the breath you are finished with.

Normal guys:

We're so sad being far away from each other.

John Mayer:

We share the sadness, split screen Sadness.

Normal Guys:

Of Course I love you!

John Mayer:

How dare you say means nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.

Normal Guys:

Enjoy your life.

John Mayer:

Check your pulse it's proof that you're not listening to the call your life's been issuing you, the rhythm of a line of idle days.

Normal Guys:

I'm not okay, but I'll be.

John Mayer:

I'm in repair, I'm not together but I'm getting there.

Normal guys:

I know it's being hard for you, but everything will be okay.

John Mayer:

Pain throws your heart to the ground, love turns the whole thing around, no it won't all go the way it should, but I know the heart of life is good.

Normal Guys:

We gonna have a wild sex tonight.

John Mayer:

And if you want love, we'll make it, swimming a deep sea, of blankets, take all your big plans and break 'em, this is bound to be a while.

Normal Guys:

You'll be Always on my heart.

John Mayer:

You know my paper heart. The one I filled with pencil marks? I think I might have gone and inked you in.